Vincent Van Gogh, Skull with Burning Cigarette

Vincent Van Gogh, Skull with Burning Cigarette

Vincent Van Gogh, A Pair of Shoes (1888)

Vincent Van Gogh, A Pair of Shoes (1888)

The first thing you need is clean water. The second is a pair of very good boots. The third is a strong emphasis on good manners, because what keeps you alive across a country like that is the hospitality shown by villagers. Rory Stewart
I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel’s sake. The great affair is to move. Robert Louis Stevenson

1. Never let on how much you like a girl.

2. Always call the shots.

3. Act like wherever you are - that’s the place to be.

4. When ordering food, find out what she wants then order for both of you. It’s a classy move.

5. When it comes to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Mike Damone’s Five Point Plan, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

There’s a great story about Jack … In the late 70’s there’s a party in the hills of Hollywood, the backyard of some rich, rich man. Famous band playing live, beautiful women everywhere you look.

A beautiful woman comes up to Jack and says, “Hey Jack, do you wanna dance?” He just looked her up and down for about 20 seconds and finally said, “Wrong verb.”

Kevin Pollack on Jack Nicholson.
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
That’s all I gotta say so I’ll say it again,
baby, baby, baby. Paul Rodgers
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Otis Redding, Rock Me Baby

I got a sweet little angel,
I love the way she spreads her wings.

Tampa Red, Sweet Little Angel
BIll Steber, B.B. King Indianola, MS 1994

BIll Steber, B.B. King Indianola, MS 1994

The cops picked up my girl,
she didn’t have no bail.
She shook it for the judge and he,
threw them cops in jail.

“On bended knee I beg you to return this. I lost eight others already and if I lose this I’ll just drop dead!” -Inscribed in Marlon Brando’s address book.

“On bended knee I beg you to return this. I lost eight others already and if I lose this I’ll just drop dead!”

-Inscribed in Marlon Brando’s address book.

My first wife said to me, ‘It’s me or the guitar,’ and I picked up my guitar and left. Buddy Guy